Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says “Are you sure?”
The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.”
One says “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says “Are you sure?”
The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.”
"How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies,
"For you, no charge."
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. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.
The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going?
Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
Banana
What is the purpose of a doctor?
Helium.
nice jokes
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