Chemistry Humor

     Two hydrogen atoms meet.
     One says “I’ve lost my electron.”
     The other says “Are you sure?”
     The first replies “Yes, I’m positive.”

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    A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,

   "How much for a beer?"

    The bartender replies,

   "For you, no charge."

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.  Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. 

   The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? 

   Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".                                                        

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                                          What is Ba(Na)2 ?
                                                  Banana

                             What is the purpose of a doctor?
                                               Helium.